When The Worlds Collide....G & J....!!!

U=G, I=J.....

It’s hard for two people

to love each other

when they live in

two different worlds.

But when these two worlds collide

and become one,

that’s what you call

You and I!!!

JANDA YANG DAHAGA

Credit: Zulfadzli

Di sini saya ingin menceritakan sebuah kisah mengenai seorang janda yang baru sahaja kematian suami.... Hasnah [bukan nama sebenar] seorang janda kaya yang baru sahaja kematian suaminya akibat kemalangan jalanraya. Beliau masih muda lagi dan mempunyai potongan badan yang cantik.

Sejak kematian suaminya, beliau sentiasa diusik oleh jejaka-jejaka kampung yang sudah lama memendam rasa kepadanya. Namun begitu, Hasnah tidak pernah melayan karenah pemuda-pemuda kampung tersebut, kerana hatinya masih lagi merindui arwah suaminya... Walaupun.... hatinya berasa sepi ketika waktu ini. Lebih-lebih lagi di waktu malam.... Rasa sepi hatinya tiada siapa yang tahu...

Pada satu malam, kira-kira pukul 2 pagi..... beliau bangun dari
katilnya... badannya terasa panas..... tekaknya terasa haus....
beliau terasa begitu dahaga sekali. Beliau bangun dan keluar dari bilik menuju ke dapur,... sampai saja didapur... beliau terus membuka peti ais dan mengambil sebotol air sejuk.... beliau tuang kedalam cawan dan meminumya... Setelah meminum air tersebut.. beliau kembali kedalam bilik dan tidur semula...

Sekian... Terima Kasih..
Itulah kisah seorang janda yang dahaga...... .....hahaa....!!! u guys read finish, really Hiao...!!!

Chicken a la Carte - touching short film, HiaoUncle tears drop from my eye after watching it.....

This film is about the hunger and poverty. There are 10,000 people dying everyday due to hunger and malnutrition. This short film shows a forgotten portion of the society. The people who live on the refuse of men to survive. What is inspiring is the hope and spirituality that never left this people.

Funny...Psycho Girlfriend!!!

Women can be crazy, especially when they think their man has cheated. True boh??? Wakakakakaa!!!! Psycho girlfriends??? Psycho wives??? Funny ending!!!

HiaoUncle thinking of starting a AIOP HotDog business.

HiaoUncle dont wanna write much...because the ingredient for my AIOP(grill, soup, burger...ect) Hotdog is top secret.
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The Original....

Stay tune......hehee.

Secretary make Boss dickless...

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

Source: http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation

Moral of the Lesson:
Blowjob is a crime in Malaysia. Please stop illegal blowing. Use your mouth for food and drinks only ... and cigarettes.

If you should need a blow, use chewing gum or hairblower....hahaa.

Join HiaoUncle all BLACK today.

HiaoUncle keep imagine..... 7th May(Today), Malaysians from all walks of life, from Johore in the south right up to Perlis way up north, and our brothers and sisters in East Malaysia, at the train stations, bus stops, markets, offices, eating stalls, shopping malls, all dressed in black!!!!

Imagine the youth, flash-mob style, turning fast food joints and shopping centres gloomy with their black attire!

Imagine the foreign and online media reporting how Malaysians turned out in full force throughout the country, all dressed in black wherever they were, to send a clear message to Najib and his cohorts in BN :

WE DO NOT APPROVE OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IN PERAK. RESTORE POWER BACK TO THE PEOPLE NOW OR BE PREPARED TO PAY DEARLY.

It will not take much for you to be a part of this effort.

You do not have to give up a day at work.

Heck go to work and get your colleagues to join you.

Make the effort now to call up at least 10 people you know and urge them to turn one fucking black Malaysia this 7th May.

Together, we can do it!!!!

(United We STAND!!!!!)

How many dolphins can you see?

HiaoUncle know this picture is kinda old, but I thought it would be interesting to see if you are able to see any dolphins in this picture.....!!!

Will try to be back soon...

Hey HiaoUncle readers,
Miss me?
Yes , i've been busy nowadays.
Well maybe with just slight more things happening in my life.

Make Your Wife Faithful To You?

but this is only applicable to HiaoUncle Indian culture friends...