Bukit Selambau By-Election : The Nomination.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfb6MwWkN5k

What do u do when u see a Shooting Star?????

Next time when you sit with ur girl/boy friends at beaches while you do a party or admire a celestial star. Then at all sudden you saw a straight stream of light crossing in front of your sight in the sky in middle of pitch dark night

Well the first thing that you do? Try to make a wish? I tell you after you watch this clip you be cursing yourself . No wonder ancient Chinese people say it is bad luck if you saw these up in a sky at night. And also no wonder Malay language say "tahi bintang" and "tahi" is poop/shit
perhaps may be we had add a new word in to our dictionary "shitting star"...hahaa.

What would u do in case of fire???

What would you do???
Panic??? Not sure what to do???
Let HiaoUncle teach you, i learn from KWSP.


Pick from a Real story:- Once Upon a Time in a Meeting Inside Komtar.
Sleepy and so on....I saw this....!!!


Than i follow what i learn in KWSP....Than i follow step A. menjerit API!!!API!!!API!!!...

Cannot follow step B and C because the api is so big and no place for me to tekan bunyi penggera. step D...i ignore is because there are so many Bomba there...SO....
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step E (from HiaoUncle.blogspot.com):Be Keh Poh, everyone look so do i....hahaa.

A time to celebrate...

Everyone, please congratulate me...!!!

I am 27 years old now.

And I'm all smiles :D

A BIG THANK YOU to those who have been supporting me all this time ;o)

HiaoUncle going to Medan today...yahoo.....

HiaoUncle going to relax and doesn't want to think of work for few days!!!!!

HOW BAD IS " HUNG CHENG " OUT THERE ?

Lot of people ask HiaoUncle about the ''Hung Cheng'' now and so so on.....so if u guys wanna know see below pic:-

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It is definitely getting very bad !!!

HiaoUncle learn Hokkien....

HiaoUncle found a very good sexy hokkien teacher recently. The teacher has simplified the learning of hokkien language in the following manner:



Hope it helps...hehee.

HiaoUncle kena Tag from FB...

This is too easy, so you gotta do this!!!
Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE and put in commant...!!!

HiaoUncle one is I karate chopped a ninja On your car because the voices told me to...hahahaaa, sounds crazy but fun. have a try ya...!!!

HiaoUncle Feel Horny Lately....

Did you readers feel horny lately???
Don't worry.....that is something out there can help you, HiaoUncle going to reveal it.......hehee.

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Here you go.....safe way too....

Wakakakaaa...Potong Stim...!!!