Hapi kueh bulan festival!!

today is the Mooncake Festival or Mid-Autumn Festival....Later i am going to enjoy eating mooncakes and play with colorful lanterns....wahahaaaaa.....so happy!!!!


Happy Makan Mooncake pestivel !!!!!

好Uncle coming soon...

HiaoUncle....Under Construction: New face Coming Soon...!!!



Stay tune..............To be continue soon...!!!

Hiao Discount!!!!

Fantastic super hiao hiao discounts!!!!

The most romantic “Titanic” picture

Did you like the movie “Titanic”.....?

do try their stun or......

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Mobile Phone GPS Tracking Technology

Hi guys, sorry HiaoUncle Bz-ing recently!!! I found the technology that we wanted all this while is finally out. This GPS handphone tracking facility will help you to find your colleagues, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your family, your secret admirer and even your TULAN enemy wherever and whenever. Just enter the country of the mobile and then key in the mobile number....

I could not believed that it can show where I was....!!! OMG....!!!!...hahaa.

Go to this site Mobile Phone GPS Tracking Technology

Step 1: Enter the country and phone number...


Step 2: Search and DESTROY!!!...hahaa...

Brain Damaged....!!!

I'm confused and can't think now..................
My brain is dead now......................................
I don't know what to blog...............the END.

Creative..

Please dont ask me who is she k, but she is very creative...hehee.
XA please dont sue HiaoUncle for posting...soli ya.


and this is another creative couple, HiaoUncle get this from TY Email....
Swine Flu: The need of Surgical Masks

Terengganu stadium....

This is what really happened to the stadium in Terengganu!!!

When The Worlds Collide....G & J....!!!

U=G, I=J.....

It’s hard for two people

to love each other

when they live in

two different worlds.

But when these two worlds collide

and become one,

that’s what you call

You and I!!!

JANDA YANG DAHAGA

Credit: Zulfadzli

Di sini saya ingin menceritakan sebuah kisah mengenai seorang janda yang baru sahaja kematian suami.... Hasnah [bukan nama sebenar] seorang janda kaya yang baru sahaja kematian suaminya akibat kemalangan jalanraya. Beliau masih muda lagi dan mempunyai potongan badan yang cantik.

Sejak kematian suaminya, beliau sentiasa diusik oleh jejaka-jejaka kampung yang sudah lama memendam rasa kepadanya. Namun begitu, Hasnah tidak pernah melayan karenah pemuda-pemuda kampung tersebut, kerana hatinya masih lagi merindui arwah suaminya... Walaupun.... hatinya berasa sepi ketika waktu ini. Lebih-lebih lagi di waktu malam.... Rasa sepi hatinya tiada siapa yang tahu...

Pada satu malam, kira-kira pukul 2 pagi..... beliau bangun dari
katilnya... badannya terasa panas..... tekaknya terasa haus....
beliau terasa begitu dahaga sekali. Beliau bangun dan keluar dari bilik menuju ke dapur,... sampai saja didapur... beliau terus membuka peti ais dan mengambil sebotol air sejuk.... beliau tuang kedalam cawan dan meminumya... Setelah meminum air tersebut.. beliau kembali kedalam bilik dan tidur semula...

Sekian... Terima Kasih..
Itulah kisah seorang janda yang dahaga...... .....hahaa....!!! u guys read finish, really Hiao...!!!

Chicken a la Carte - touching short film, HiaoUncle tears drop from my eye after watching it.....

This film is about the hunger and poverty. There are 10,000 people dying everyday due to hunger and malnutrition. This short film shows a forgotten portion of the society. The people who live on the refuse of men to survive. What is inspiring is the hope and spirituality that never left this people.

Funny...Psycho Girlfriend!!!

Women can be crazy, especially when they think their man has cheated. True boh??? Wakakakakaa!!!! Psycho girlfriends??? Psycho wives??? Funny ending!!!

HiaoUncle thinking of starting a AIOP HotDog business.

HiaoUncle dont wanna write much...because the ingredient for my AIOP(grill, soup, burger...ect) Hotdog is top secret.
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The Original....

Stay tune......hehee.

Secretary make Boss dickless...

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

Source: http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation

Moral of the Lesson:
Blowjob is a crime in Malaysia. Please stop illegal blowing. Use your mouth for food and drinks only ... and cigarettes.

If you should need a blow, use chewing gum or hairblower....hahaa.

Join HiaoUncle all BLACK today.

HiaoUncle keep imagine..... 7th May(Today), Malaysians from all walks of life, from Johore in the south right up to Perlis way up north, and our brothers and sisters in East Malaysia, at the train stations, bus stops, markets, offices, eating stalls, shopping malls, all dressed in black!!!!

Imagine the youth, flash-mob style, turning fast food joints and shopping centres gloomy with their black attire!

Imagine the foreign and online media reporting how Malaysians turned out in full force throughout the country, all dressed in black wherever they were, to send a clear message to Najib and his cohorts in BN :

WE DO NOT APPROVE OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IN PERAK. RESTORE POWER BACK TO THE PEOPLE NOW OR BE PREPARED TO PAY DEARLY.

It will not take much for you to be a part of this effort.

You do not have to give up a day at work.

Heck go to work and get your colleagues to join you.

Make the effort now to call up at least 10 people you know and urge them to turn one fucking black Malaysia this 7th May.

Together, we can do it!!!!

(United We STAND!!!!!)

How many dolphins can you see?

HiaoUncle know this picture is kinda old, but I thought it would be interesting to see if you are able to see any dolphins in this picture.....!!!

Will try to be back soon...

Hey HiaoUncle readers,
Miss me?
Yes , i've been busy nowadays.
Well maybe with just slight more things happening in my life.

Make Your Wife Faithful To You?

but this is only applicable to HiaoUncle Indian culture friends...

Life is Funny...!!!

Haha, isn't it funny when people can't understand you, they tend to make up stories of their own?
Even if he/she understand you, they still make up stories because they're plain childish and thinks that words is their weapon against you.
Well... I am a grown up to know useless quarrel only bring you nothing but wasting time n energy.
So make yourself happy and talk to yourself, alone. Go eat your heart out, hahaha...

WARNING!!! 18SX Post. HiaoUncle Jalan-jalan at botanical garden...

Sunday, HiaoUncle went to Penang botanical garden and was amazed at how some flowers actually look very similar to CB.... So to share with you guys, let u guys see the wonders of nature...!!!







Nice or not?

DELL Financial Crisis‏.

Financial Crisis and the change in logo for DELL. (Joy joy is working there, and she is changing too...from A to B...hahaa)

The Batang & Bukit story.

Pakatan Raykat won two Bukits but lost the Batang to BN...!!!


Bukit Selambau and Bukit Gantang


Batang Ai!! Mana???

Life oh Life...!!! Victory...!!!

Hidup memerlukan pengorbanan, Pengorbanan memerlukan perjuangan, Perjuangan Memerlukan ketabahan, Ketabahan memerlukan keyakinan, Keyakinan pula menentukan kejayaan, Kejayaan yang akan menentukan KEBAHAGIAN...!!!

Bukit Selambau By-Election : We Are The Champions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJTGTndFw-U

Finally, HiaoUncle turn to HiaoPAPA...!!!

Dear all HiaoUncle fans, its end of my life to enjoy and so on….I have an announcement to all my dear readers, friends and family before war at Bukit Selambau....!!! see carefully...

HiaoUncle is going to be FATHER soon...!!!!!

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1st sms from Hiao 'C', i feel like my balls shrink to my ares, but happy because...
Finally, i am a FATHER!!!

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Hahaaaa...April's Fool........Wakakaaa....!!!

Bukit Selambau By-Election : The Nomination.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfb6MwWkN5k

What do u do when u see a Shooting Star?????

Next time when you sit with ur girl/boy friends at beaches while you do a party or admire a celestial star. Then at all sudden you saw a straight stream of light crossing in front of your sight in the sky in middle of pitch dark night

Well the first thing that you do? Try to make a wish? I tell you after you watch this clip you be cursing yourself . No wonder ancient Chinese people say it is bad luck if you saw these up in a sky at night. And also no wonder Malay language say "tahi bintang" and "tahi" is poop/shit
perhaps may be we had add a new word in to our dictionary "shitting star"...hahaa.

What would u do in case of fire???

What would you do???
Panic??? Not sure what to do???
Let HiaoUncle teach you, i learn from KWSP.


Pick from a Real story:- Once Upon a Time in a Meeting Inside Komtar.
Sleepy and so on....I saw this....!!!


Than i follow what i learn in KWSP....Than i follow step A. menjerit API!!!API!!!API!!!...

Cannot follow step B and C because the api is so big and no place for me to tekan bunyi penggera. step D...i ignore is because there are so many Bomba there...SO....
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step E (from HiaoUncle.blogspot.com):Be Keh Poh, everyone look so do i....hahaa.

A time to celebrate...

Everyone, please congratulate me...!!!

I am 27 years old now.

And I'm all smiles :D

A BIG THANK YOU to those who have been supporting me all this time ;o)

HiaoUncle going to Medan today...yahoo.....

HiaoUncle going to relax and doesn't want to think of work for few days!!!!!

HOW BAD IS " HUNG CHENG " OUT THERE ?

Lot of people ask HiaoUncle about the ''Hung Cheng'' now and so so on.....so if u guys wanna know see below pic:-

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It is definitely getting very bad !!!

HiaoUncle learn Hokkien....

HiaoUncle found a very good sexy hokkien teacher recently. The teacher has simplified the learning of hokkien language in the following manner:



Hope it helps...hehee.

HiaoUncle kena Tag from FB...

This is too easy, so you gotta do this!!!
Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE and put in commant...!!!

HiaoUncle one is I karate chopped a ninja On your car because the voices told me to...hahahaaa, sounds crazy but fun. have a try ya...!!!

HiaoUncle Feel Horny Lately....

Did you readers feel horny lately???
Don't worry.....that is something out there can help you, HiaoUncle going to reveal it.......hehee.

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Here you go.....safe way too....

Wakakakaaa...Potong Stim...!!!

Show your support for Elizabeth Wong...!!!!

To all HiaoUncle Readers, commenters, friends and family...Please ''POST'' a comment to show your SUPPORT for ELIZABETH WONG.

Your COMMENT is important that we gather our strength and show Elizabeth Wong that we the members of HiaoUncle is behind her all the way.

HiaoUncle Strongly SUPPORT Elizabeth Wong...!!!

Elizabeth Wong is a friend, a leader, and most of all, a fellow Malaysian who deserves to live in a home safe from political assassins.

Elizabeth Wong was outspoken even in the PKR and in the Selangor executive council(EXCO) and is known by her friends and colleagues to have strong opinions on major issues close to her heart, such as the environment, poverty alleviation, minority rights and press freedom.

She was outspoken and fought for such policies as declaring assets, a minimum wage for workers and more rights for women in an environment that was unreceptive to such ideas even though these were promised in the Pakatan Rakyat manifesto.

She had enemies within and outside, her colleague(PA) said.

By letting her go, Pakatan Rakyat has lost a highly committed, sincere and dedicated activist.

So PR think before you do!!!!!

Lets SUPPORT ELI!!!!!
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Open Letter from HiaoUncle readers to Khir Toyo regarding his statement:- "She is a single person. How can she allow a man into her room when they are not married? What's the status of the relationship."

Dear Khir,

You are an absolute koyo! Elizabeth Wong is a Chinese and not a Muslim. Miss Wong is a single, unmarried woman and she is legally entitled to sleep with any man she chooses as long as the man is 18-year-old or older. Miss Wong's religion permits her to have a boyfriend and though she is discouraged to have pre-marital sex, it is legally permissible and the priests do not have the power or rights to adjudge her morality. The Chinese moral and religion allows any single girl to sleep with their boyfriend, including consensual sex; and there is absolutely nothing wrong. The moral of a married man or woman is slightly differed: married person can sleep and have sex with others provided they do it discreetly and make absolutely certain that there is no hidden CCTV or webcam; otherwise, they become public personalities Ex-Rated Stars.

Mr Khir, do not use your own moral rules to judge another. Please take care of yourself, your wife and your daughters, and sons too. Mr. Khir, you are a Muslim and under Islamic Law you are not permitted to fool around with women nor sleep with any other woman except your legal wife. I am more fortunate than you as I am Chinese and I have much more freedom to do or act in regards to sex and sexual intercourse and my religion do not discourage me to do so. However, it is up to me to adopt any form of moral principles or policies.

With that, I hope you, Khir Toyo would not be caught sleeping with other women - it is Khalwat, and you will be punish in accordance to Syariah Law. I truly hope that none of your nude pictures will appear in U-Tube or Malaysiakini. Pray hard and take care, Mr. Toyo. Wish you luck.

HiaoUncle says:- Toyo go and chiak sai!!!!
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So, to all MP, YB and PA like HiaoUncle....maybe we should all shower with our clothes on, Pee and poo in our pants as well. You do not know when you will be captured on camera.KNNCCB!!!

黄昏的绚丽.

黄昏带粉红色的天气

像是哪个绚丽的咒语

勾起以往的回忆

寂寞感伤渐渐在沉溺.

就让孤寂留在回忆里

有些事不必刻意留续

过去就让它过去

慢慢忘记脑海中的旋律.

无知的盼望有些模拟

却只为了给自己打气

如果彩虹今天升起

会不会因感动而哭泣.

忘记昨天的甜蜜

抛开所有的委屈

也许自己真的可以

可以独自活下去...