World Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time,
a guy asked a girl:
"Will you marry me?''

"The girl said, "No!"

And the guy lived happily ever after,
And went fishing, hunting and played golf,
And drank beer, and have good food,
And farted whenever he wanted!!!

THE END.

WANNA GO FUCKING???

I found a really disturbing place and thought I might as well share it with you guys.



The world most beautiful country-Austria(declared by me...Jordan.), I found out that the word Fucking can also be a town's name.

"Fucking"- this word itself carries alot of meaning. In general, we often use "fucking" to verbally abuse the other party. i.e "FUCKING U!!!"
Some of us might oso use it as an adjective i.e "The slut over there is fucking hot"- it add power to "hot" as in extreamly hot. By fact, "Fucking" means to engage in sexual intercourse.



Imagine how would the people greet you there?

Welcome to the Fucking Town!!

WOW.. It must be hell of a town!! You see why I say Austria is the most beautiful country now??

And when you are there, your wife rings you up and ask:

"Where are you hubby??"

"I'm in Fucking"

"What?"

"I'm in Fucking LAA~~"

Tell me about it!!..................Hahaaa...!!!

Ps: Hey, I didn't make this one up! The Fucking Town really exist, google it and you'll know.



WANNA GO FUCKING????????

Cheap and Sexy Swimsuit.....

There are alot of branded swimsuits in the market and some of these swimsuits can be realli sexy. But sexy comes the price which really expensive. Worry not cos u can get the sexiest swimsuit from JUSCO Perda....or maybe Carrefour....

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Familiar??? Look like JUSCO plastic bags eh... Cheap, Sexy and Environment friendly..hahaa.

GO GET URSELF ONE TODAY!!!!

Xiao Di.

Just now when I was chatting with Alex Siah, something funny came out lol.

I notice every guy in this world refer their penis as their “xiao di” (Bro).

And sometimes when you were chatting with your friend, unintentionally, you’ll ask him “how’s your big/little brother doing?” (refering to their real blood related elder/younger brother born from the same mother and same father)And your friend will grin and answer “my bro is doing fine. very strong summore.”Ehe… then you will start scratching your head and realise that he is talking about his real brother or other “bro”.

So i’m just wondering… how do you guys refer your “bro” as? little brother?

I think it’s sound so funny because I have a brother younger than me 10 years of age. He always call me “ta ker” (big bro)and i call him “xiao di” (lil bro). So does this means that all this while I’m calling my brother small penis/dick/kkc and he is calling me big penis/dick/kkc?Hahahaha….…. adui...(mine really big)...Lol.

And one more thing I want to ask everyone opinion. We all know that female can reach orgasm countless time a day. But How many times can a guy cum a day?

My PA groupmates told me, there’s a guy who can cum maximum 8 times a day. (I’m not sure it’s continuous or at interval of few hours because no detail was given by him...''i want to meet that guy one day, take some ilmu from him''..hahaa).

For what i know, 1 day guy can cum maximum 3 times only wor...but super tired.

So may I have a share of your opinion?

Note: I am not Ham Sap!… just curious want to know only since all the guys i know so competitive, so eager want to compare how many times they can cum in a day.

Comment is OPEN to all regardless age, sex, status....so joy joy, u r invited too.

Dogs Like Bike too. Funny..wakakaa...

Dogs can also like extreme. Look what she is doing.....hahaa.!!!

Samy spotted bertugas in Sg Nyiur 50cents Toll..

Cute o...Wakakaaa..he looks shocking when he see me taking his pic.

Tell me What Man Know About Woman...

I know woman have Breasts(Boobies)

SO, what u know about woman??? give some comment o....

What business school didn't tell you!!!

How Much Is Kukunegara Blog Worth?

Found this site today on the net....



So i try lah....



Than.....



it says my Kukunegara (Every Lubang Needs A Batang) blog worth nothing la !!!!
So, Peter ask me to try on Google.com...
Than....Worth Less too.???



Than i try on their own website.....Wtf!!! Look at those digit.!!!



If everyone else's Blog/site also worth nothing that means the fucking ang mor just bluff us only.

How many people in this picture ?

Can you count how many people in this picture ? 12 or 13 ?

I see until eyes pop out also cannot figure out! I think my friend who send this to me try to make me more blur blur/hin hin la!!!

Please let me know if you know the answer......!!!

Thank you veli much!!!

Pillow From AsidRain Japan....

A Red Friends Request...

She wanna know my schedule for today...nah show u all lah....!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbit_(gum))



So, wanna be with me sfter 10:10pm...?????
hehee....

Kukunegara New Trademark.

Introducing my new trademark:....!!!!
Tadaaaaaa...............!!!!

Remember!!!

Copyrights
So go ahead copy, take whatever u want from my blog, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Just take note of the below.

Plagiarism
Plagiarism is the use of another person's work or ideas as if it were your own. The other person might be an author, critic, lecturer or a blogger. When it is desirable or necessary to use MY material, take care to include appropriate references; Do not pretend the ideas are your own. Which means, give me credit!!! dont forget me.....

ayo, dont know what time ad, sleep 1st....

Asidrain Office

If you have any complaint on my posts....please take a number at my Complaint Dept...and wait for the BooOOM!! ok?

Guys!!! Boobies in review!!!

I wonder how do guys evaluate how big is a girl’s boobies? What do u guys see? How do you give them the title Airport or pau or bukit or gunung? Hahaha… I feel very cheerful waiting for DSAI take over malaysia at 916, so i decided to post up some notti post again....hehee.

Accodring to a very sampat survery carried out by 11 guys and a girl;
“Which part of the girl, a guy will look first when a girl passing by?”

6 votes - boobs (first they look, then they judge, then they estimate the cup size…. i learn this from medical students… haiz.....)

3 votes - face (only applied to super-gorgeous-babe dat ur eyes cannot turn away)

0 vote - her eyes

2 votes - her hair (hairstyle, dandruff, split ends…. not bulu ketiak k...hehee)

1 vote - her smile (people say smile can melt orang heart wor… this group of guys belongs to those uncle already married, engaged or coupled)

So, anyone like to join in my sampat survery do vote beside my poll. Thanks.

I need some sexpinions… pls?

I getting ready for this coming 24th and i have some really silly questions which give me some inspiration for this post...hehee. So ladies and gentleman, can you share me your sexpinions

1) Do guys usually prefer girls with BIG areola + big tits or SMALL areola + small tits? (And how do you know your gf’s wan is big or small areola wor? hmmm agak-agak the measurement how much? hehee.....''i learn a new word from a red friend just now, she teach me nipple is nen nen head...wakakaaa, Lol'')

BTW areola is the darker area surrounding the Nipple


2) I often see my classmates last time in UTM hor, they compare their penis size and length with each other (they actually use ruler to measure it in school toilet...i mean they k, not me). Does the size and length of penis matter to you (guys and girls)? So, BIG but short… LONG but thin which is better? Ladies, madam, miss which type satisfy you more???




3) Talking about ass. I observe everyone got different types of shape and some is soft, some is firm. What kind of ass attract your attention or turns you on? I personally attracted to people with round and firm buttock, make u so wanna give them a spank! Hahaha…... Got one woman(S***Y) i and peter know her, her ass is super big and looks saggy, I wonder why. People say those girls that kena screw a lot of times will have such saggy ass, true ah? Then is it the more u do, the more your ass will sag wan???


Boobies (. )( .) … everyone all time favourite. What size of boobies do you like? Most of the guys like BIG BIG nen nen but some of the guys are scared away by those BIG BIG nen nen like me. So what size exactly is your perfect requirement? (Peter Kid shud know this best kua… pls enlighten me!!!!)


Please please....., share me your sexpinions. Don’t worry, this is not rated 18SX hehee. No one gonna catch you go jail by leaving a comment. Not porn also, Just some hmmm… sex education? general knowledge? medical knowledge?

When Will i Get Married?

AN ATTEMPT AT A PICTORIAL DISSERTATION ON MAD COWS.....

Only my 2 cents....heheee.

We can on strike to make a different. Start with all lawyers stop working until all current ISA detainees are released.

Next follow by factory workers, and more. Not working and staying home is a peaceful protest. No casualty. We all can still communicate and know what happen over the Internet and phone.

Today's world is different. Utilize it to our people's advantage.

Hehee...only my opinion nya.

What? Is there something wrong with this pic?

Wawasan 2020 ? Serious or not ?

So, after thinking and thinking, maybe gaoment want the people to learn these by the year 2020:

1. Learn how to ride motorbikes on the right side of road.

2. Learn not to rushing into lift when the life door open.

3. No more setting stupid world record such as biggest this, longest this, largest that.

4. Learn the wear the jacket properly for those riding motorbike because i see many wear gostan wan ! Very dangerous because when got accident the doctor may think the bikers neck already putus and head already pusing and looking at the back !

No Need Apologise la...

Sorhai UMNO gaoment !!! If you everyday talk about freedom of speech !!! You have to accept the FREEDOM OF SPEECH ! So, so ahead, no need apologise wan la !!!

Yum Seng....!!!!!

I have been killing my brain cells night after night for starting creating this blog, and finally was created by me ''asidrain''.....hehee!!!!!
Waste not my own efforts so I die die also must write my very first posting today, Here is a toast to me and another toast to my first ever attempt to write crazily and last but not least, a toast to my efforts in switching on my laptop, and begin writing!!! Come, Come,"Yumm Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng"!!!!!

A new crazy Blog born....!!!