HiaoUncle amazing mind.

I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU???

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

To my dear Hiao readers, can u read what I have written??? Well I am not only ‘Hiao’ but I got ‘amazing’ mind tooooooo! Aiyah if still cannot make head or tail what I have written well the following is in 'plain' English!

If you can read this, you have a strange mind too. Can you read this?

Only 55 people can. I couldn’t believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn’t matter in what order the letter in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last litter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mass and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah and I always thought spelling was important!

So now can understand? Well I actually got this in my 'Hiao like fishball' mail. The part in 'plain' English is your truly translation.

China Hair Bands...

This morning HiaoUncle jalan-jalan in Pasar Pagi Bukit Mertajam, and i saw lots of stall selling cheap products...probably from china since they are very cheap!!!

So, HiaoUncle buy some colourful hair bands from a cute seller....thinking of present to JUHU and JoyJoy aka KukuJiao when we go for a holiday next month.

Wah colourful....sweeeeett.

Than i just wanna know what is in side a hair band....

Cut slowly......

Than i found some pink colour thing in side....

OMFG!!!! its u use condom!!!!!!!!!! MCB, KNNCCB, F!!!!!!

These Hair bands were made from used condoms and threads. That was so disgusting...weakkkkkk.

Would JUHU and JoyJoy aka Kukujiao want to use them!!???

wakakakaaaa.

Al Qaeda's Newest Recruits

Wah...HiaoUncle was shock when i heard Al Qaeda's newest recruits in Penang Botanical Garden..


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Now we gotta worry about terrorist monkeys?

(HiaoUncle think monkey looks handsom than soldiers...hahaaa)

When HiaoUncle cats play FUNNY computer games..

When my cat Play Funny Games(u all know lah, HiaoUncle likes to play on people, even pets....)....they looks like this:-

Hahaa...funny right...hahaa...

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and this cat more OMFG!!!!(Shock)..

ok, u boys and girls can't wait to play this game is that right...???

ok, like what HiaoUncle always say...good things must share..

http://www.embosscreative.com/warnerbros/exorcist/exorcistgame.html

Enjoy...its a great Game....

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Hahahahahhahaahahahahahaaaaaaa

and

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

and still

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Until one of my cat TULAN.....

and shout (Shut tha F**k Up)...hahahaaa!!!!

HiaoUncle LIFE!!!

Sometimes there are things in life that are beyond our control. As much as you want to be in control of everything, as much as you want to have a say in life, there will always be times when you feel lost and helpless.

Sometimes when you think that things are going your way and you finally decide to let your guards down, you'd immediately find yourself in a dark hole again. Weak, hopeless and vulnerable.

That dark hole is where I am now. I've been through that so many times. And I still have not learned my lesson.

Hope HiaoUncle will get back to his Hiao like fishball world soon.......so where is my .....................??????!!!!!!!

Moral Lesson from HiaoUncle in year 2008.

HiaoUncle really learn alot in this year of the Rat.

1. "Contentment is not the fulfillment of what i want, it is the realization of how much i already have."

2. When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

3. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

4. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

5. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

Hope u all HiaoUncle readers, bloggers, friends and visitors learn something....

HiaoUncle...What Is Election....???

One fine day HiaoUncle on the way home from AutoCity car show with few young followers, useless boy(one of HiaoUncle member) asked me….

Useless boy: “HiaoUncle, HiaoUncle what is election?”

HiaoUncle: “Well useless boy, it seems like you are still caught up with the election that happened 8 months ago. Although you may be too young to understand it fully, I’ll try my best to explain.”

Useless boy: “Hmmm......Errrrrrrr…ok”

HiaoUncle: “Election is democratic process held every 4 years to select the RAKYAT’s representatives to hold office and represent them in parliament.”

*Useless boy looking like tidak faham....he betul betul tidak faham..hehee...*

Useless boy: “I can get elected?”

HiaoUncle: “Of course not. Not now anyway. You’ll need to study very very very hard and serve the community before you are eligible”

Useless boy: “But I already got elected.....”

HiaoUncle: “In hiao uncle movement??? Well done my student!!!!”

Useless boy: “No, no… not in the hiao uncle movement. Just now in AutoCity car show”

HiaoUncle: “huuuh?

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Useless Boy: “Just now the lenglui japanese swenz sister peluk-peluk me my kukujiao elected loh..….”

*(Thanks the very useless boy for those email)*

Safe SEX...

HiaoUncle teach safe sex, while DUREX time...hehee.



Hmmm, dunno if that'll be effective!!!..hahaa.
sure got baby...!

NGV anyone???

Can the cooking gas cylinder be converted into NGV natural gas tank for cars or vans??? If you think it can be done, think twice again. HiaoUncle was reading TheStar online..(nah this link :-http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/11/9/nation/2501046&sec=nation) news that two brothers illegally modified the cooking gas tank into NGV tank. While they were refueling gas at the Petronas gas station, it suddenly exploded killing one of them.



Now HiaoUncle got to reconsider if i wanna convert my super toyota altis into NGV systerm. What happens if someone bang into my rear and HiaoUncle exploded into pieces????

Bro Einston Tong still wanna LOMPAT si KATAK LOMPAT???

This is what we talk yesterday bro'sssss...

Want to be a Millionaire????



Joined MCA!!!

HiaoUncle pets - part 1

All about HiaoUncle pets........


This is HiaoUncle super cat...


They love Politic, love, sex and all hiao hiao things like HiaoUncle....


They learn KARATE when they were young....HU super cat can self defence, so no worry for me about their safety.
Peter, Joyjoy, Juhu and Hugo Ong don't buli my cat, he will kick ur ares.


They like football too, best post...Goal Keeper.
My HU super cat train hard to join 2010 Malaysia cup for Kucing.


hahaaa....HU cat like basketball to like Einston tong, beware Piston rotary is here...!!!!

HiaoUncle pets - part 2

HiaoUncle have pets like hedhoge too...i like Cute and cool one.

See:-

Ai sui....


Love DutchLady like me.....


Like swim.....


When peter kacau him, he show Mr peter this...hahaa.
This is the reason HiaoUncle love hedhoge...hahaa.!!!

Than those animal that play a fool with HiaoUncle will get this......
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Imagine if my hedhoge play a fool with me......hahaa.
dead lock...!!!!!

This is only a example, no animal were hurt or kill in this post.
So, pls dont hurt HiaoUncle k...hahaaa.

AIOP is back again...AIOP 3.

Very Proud to announce to you all HiaoUncle and AIOP fans out there that AIOP 3 is Out....

HiaoUncle has recently join with some small head of research department and form HiaoUncle research TEAM. Scince then, we has succesfully invented a NEW product call AIOP 3 name Eye-Fi.

without further delay, HiaoUncle is proud to present to u the invention :-

So, what do u guys think???? Dont think ad, Just Buy and u will enjoy the SWEET diffrent.!!!