Secretary make Boss dickless...

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

Source: http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation

Moral of the Lesson:
Blowjob is a crime in Malaysia. Please stop illegal blowing. Use your mouth for food and drinks only ... and cigarettes.

If you should need a blow, use chewing gum or hairblower....hahaa.