Types Of 'nen nen ku' & 'kukujiao'!!! Which Type are Yours?

The HiaoUncle family is sitting at the dinner table.

HiaoUncle son asks HiaoUncle, "Dad, how many kinds of 'nen nen ku' ( breast ) are there?"
HiaoUncle, surprised!!! answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of 'nen nen ku'.

In her twenties, a woman's 'nen nen ku' are like melons, round & firm.
In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated Hiao 'C' and HiaoUncle daughter so my daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "kukujiao" ( dick ) are there?"
Hiao 'C', surprised!!! smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his twenties, his 'kukujiao' is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??"
"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."


To my dear readers which type of 'Kukujiao' or 'nen nen ku' u got???

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Happy Holiday, Happy Christmas!!!