Hiao Uncle Is Back In Action with some story to share!!!

Hiao Uncle wanna ask u all, Do you know how much 1 EJACULATION cost?????

Dont know...hahaa. ok good things must share...

You know, there are times when you feel very very poor and got no money to eat. And you are desperate to earn money… and you knowla…working salary is damn slow lor.
So the secret to earn fast money (this I learn from usless boy story when he went to Barcelona)....…….

Follow instruction wor….
1) Go download porn. (eh got any nice website, remember to share ok? Dun be selfish)

2) Watch and TFK. (i know sure some people don't know what is TFK, its Ta Fei Kei (hitting the aeroplane), cantonese for masturbation.

3) Ejaculate!

4) Sell your sperms for 50 euros.

5) 50 euro x 4.8(or maybe more..example only k) = rm 240! Can eat pringles for 1/2 year ad!!!!

I’m not joking about this. In Spain, there were ads everywhere offering 50 euro for your sperms. Imagine you can ejaculate 3 times a day = 3 x 50 euros. Rich la...

Girls also can sell, 1 ovum cost 900 euro. But you know how precious is the egg, 1 month only produce 1. And the ovum can live for 24 hours only so very difficult to catch the right time to extract it.

Guys different. They can distribute their sperms anytime. So make full use of it, dun just waste ur sperm and flush it into the toilet bowl. Go earn some money dude! And ejaculate minimum 5 times a week can prevent prostate cancer.....

1 stone shoot 2 birds. 50 euros + cancer free. If you know.. prostate cancer is one of the top 3 cancer that kills men in malaysia....

Your sperms will go to sperm bank in the hospital and help people that couldn’t get children to have children. Or maybe.. hmm u know lesbians wanna have children and usually they get from sperm bank.

So, go stay is spain, u will be happy there, in malaysia dont have sperm bank... thats y malaysian so poor(PMS) everyday.

P/S: This post is for laugh only ok? Dun sue me for indecency.