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From Peter-

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
(too personal, i choose not to answer)

2) Are you a vegetarian?
no i m not, are u?

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
do u believe in hell?

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
yea.

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
no money=no jewelery.

6) Favourite time of day?
when i m getting laid of coz.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
i told u, i m not a vegetarian.

8) Do you wear makeup?
i'm not a guy/fag/tranny. Duh! so is my bester kamerad hiao uncle. Duh!

9) Do you colour your hair?
no, we are not TK's(tu kau's aka chao ah beng)

10) What do you wear to bed?
i sleep naked. hahahaha

11) Have you ever done anything illegal?
what is illegal to u, might not be illegal to me.

12) Can you roll your tongue?
of coz, must learn how to.

13) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
no

14) Do you believe in Abortions?
no

15) What is your Hair color?
natural, go figure it out urself.

16) Future child’s name?
havent think of it yet.

17) Do you snore?
none of ur business.

18) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
then, i would go anywhere i want to.

19) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
go get my moolah.

20) Gold or silver?
silver or gold?

21) Hamburger or hot dog?
hot dog or hamburger?

22) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
geez, thats very tricky, what would yours be?

23) City, beach or country?
all d above.

24) What was the last thing you touched?
my keyboard.

25) When’s the last time you cried?
dont remember.

26) Ever been involved with the police?
in what manner? could u please elaborate more?

27) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
whats that gotta do with u? u gay or smth?

28) Do you talk in your sleep?
no. do u?

29) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
wth is "ménage à trois"?

30) Window seat or aisle?
whats d diff?

31) Ever met anyone famous?
yea, alot.

32) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
yea.

33) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
geez, u gay or smth?

34) Barack Obama or John McCain?
well...see question number 14 for d answer.

35) Basketball or Football?
golf.

36) How long do your showers last?
none of ur fucking business, gay.

37) Cake or ice cream?
ice cream or cake?

38) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
why? u got a problem with drinking?

39) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
no.

40) Have you been in love?
ok, thats a tricky one, yes in love with females, (NOT MALES)

41) Where do you wish you were?
right infront of u, so that i can whack d hell out of u.

42) Are you wearing socks?
why? socks turn u on?

43) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
so now what? its ur ambition to be an ambulance driver?

44) Can you tango?
omg!!! u want to dance the tango with me now??? 101% certified gay

45) Last sport you played?
golf.

46) Things you spend a lot of money on?
nothing.

47) Where do you live?
on earth.

48) Where were you born?
in d hospital.

49) Last wedding attended?
dont remember

50) Favorite position?
what position?

51) Most hated food(s)?
wth is this, how many times i've told u?? I'M NOT A FUCKING VEGETARIAN.

52) Can you sing?
omg!! now u want to ask me out on a date to some karaoke session? hell no! i ain't gay.

53) Last person you instant messaged?
definitely not u.

54) Last place you went on holiday?
why u want to know? u a stalker now?

55) Favourite regular drink?
whats regular drink? is there a "REGULAR" drink in this world?

From Joy JOy

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
- yi…I choose not to answer…~.~

2) Are you a vegetarian?
- nope but I like to eat vege...

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
- hmm may be...

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
- errr….intermittent...

5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
- hmm…..why must on this specific date? I wear everyday wor ;p

6) Favourite time of day?
- hmm…..sleeping time..;p (I know hiao uncle answer )

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
- er yes….i like vege ma ;p

8) Do you wear makeup?
- not often...

9) Do you colour your hair?
- er….yes…but dunno what color now change too..

10) What do you wear to bed?
- yi..too personal d la…..no answer..

11) Have you ever done anything illegal?
- errrr……dunno..haha

12) Can you roll your tongue?
- my tongue too short...

13) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
- yi..how to tweeze ar?

14) Do you believe in Abortions?
- ha mit lai?

15) What is your Hair color?
- er same question again kah?

16) Future child’s name?
- depends on my future husband..have to discuss with him first ;p

17) Do you snore?
- no kua..

18) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
- everywhere wor...

19) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
- let me get it first then I plan ;p

20) Gold or silver?
- hmm what do u mean gold or silver…

21) Hamburger or hot dog?
- hmm what do u mean Hamburger or hot dog?

22) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- water ;p

23) City, beach or country?
- hmm what do u mean City, beach or country?

24) What was the last thing you touched?
- keyboard lo…typing answer for u ma..

25) When’s the last time you cried?
- even I yawning I will get tears oso…so izzit answering ur question ar?

26) Ever been involved with the police?
- car summon can consider one of that arr

27) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
- no specific….mix n match ;p

28) Do you talk in your sleep?
- er….how do I know I will talk or not wor…nobody beside me ;p

29) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
- errr…...

30) Window seat or aisle?
- har …..i cant get ur question...

31) Ever met anyone famous?
- hmm…hiao uncle consider famous kah?

32) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
- hmmm interesting question...

33) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
- how to cut ar?

34) Barack Obama or John McCain?
- er….again…I dun understand ur question...

35) Basketball or Football?
- hmm….fishball…I still not get what u ask...

36) How long do your showers last?
- errrr….last time ar…I have no clock inside my badroom…so I dunno..

37) Cake or ice cream?
- hmm……again…skip…I dun get u..

38) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
- never yet ;p

39) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
- errr…….

40) Have you been in love?
- what love? Parent love? Fren love? Coll love?

41) Where do you wish you were?
- never think about this question..

42) Are you wearing socks?
- now no..i wear high heel..

43) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
- touch wood ;p

44) Can you tango?
- so so

45) Last sport you played?
- yiii……forgot d

46) Things you spend a lot of money on?
- eat..

47) Where do you live?
- can I ask u to answer first b4 I answer?

48) Where were you born?
- can I ask u to answer first b4 I answer?

49) Last wedding attended?
- last year kok...

50) Favorite position?
- rich woman..

51) Most hated food(s)?
- at the moment no answer cause I'm hungry now..

52) Can you sing?
- yes……I got witness Hiao Uncle heard it b4….

53) Last person you instant messaged?
- haha..hiao uncle lo...

54) Last place you went on holiday?
- I have my holiday mood everyday..so which place ar?

55) Favourite regular drink?
- water…..