Reply to UselessBoy tag...

1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Hmmmmm....married.

2) Are you a vegetarian?
No, my religion does not allow me to eat/drink vegetables or any kind of greens. Only meat. Vegetables scream when you cut them.

3) Do you believe in Heaven?
Firstly no, but now that a certain group from arab says there are virgins awaiting especially when you blow yourself up….YES!!!

4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Yes, when.... see picture below ur self....


5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
Jewellery ah????....penis ring counted ah? hehee....

6) Favourite time of day?
It has to be DUREX time.

7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Oi...so useless ah, see answer 2.

8) Do you wear makeup?
Hhmmm...let me think, maybe yes....I painted Italy colours on my face before, when worldcup.

9) Do you colour your hair?
Be specific can anot? Are you talking about hair on head??? kkc region??? Armpits or chest????

10) What do you wear to bed?
When i’m horny...or......not?

11) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Yes, when Hiao Uncle was young...i used my expertise to modify my suzuki RGV bikes for Saturday nights illegal races.

12) Can you roll your tongue?
Hahaa..this one Hiao Uncle very pandai, roll around nipple.

13) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
No. But I learn from disaster movie, shaved a friend’s eyebrows when he is sleeping.

14) Do you believe in Abortions?
Hiao Uncle is a good man k!!!! so, no comment is this question.

15) What is your Hair color?
See answer 9...what hair???

16) Future child’s name?
Declare or not declare ones???

17) Do you snore?
Don't know....ask my.......C.

18) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Palestine. I heard they’ve got great fireworks display everynight!

19) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Sorry, never buy....

20) Gold or silver?
I choose gold.

21) Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburgers of course. It looks like the chee bye when held up sideways add mayonaise that resembles love juice…uulaalaaa, sedap.

22) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
See above question 21

23) City, beach or country?
Wherever got lenglui, I go.

24) What was the last thing you touched?
keybord and mouse..if before that, i just come out from toilet, sure my didi lah.

25) When’s the last time you cried?
Reading the newspapers. I laughed so hard I cried. These days the local political scenes from BN are damn funny.

26) Ever been involved with the police?
Yes. Mostly rasuah them.

27) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
Shampoo??? Sunsilk...(Do u have a hair lost problem???)

28) Do you talk in your sleep?
Sometimes..scary leh.

29) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
Don’t know wat wat wat menage...Minachi (indian girl) i know lah.

30) Window seat or aisle?
Anyside that can Cuci mata...is ok for me.

31) Ever met anyone famous?
Yes, YB, Ahli Parliment and our Malaysia next PM (DSAI).

32) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Yes.

33) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cooked or uncooked spaghetti?? Not yet cook how to twirl???

34) Barack Obama or John McCain?
Tan Seri Hiao Uncle, can ah?


35) Basketball or Football?
I prefer watching ladies playing tennis. Those bouncing papaya more interesting.


36) How long do your showers last?
Depends on who I am showering with. I like to scrub her back and she scrubs mine.

37) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream….when I want to spread it all over her body and lick it off her.

38) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
Hahahaa!! What do you think???

39) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
No, but i am poor too, can i rob a beggar?

40) Have you been in love?
I keep it to my self!!! Personal.

41) Where do you wish you were?
In a island with lots of bazooka sexy woman (below 35) and only me could provide the only source of liquid protein. Heheeee!!!!

42) Are you wearing socks?
No.

43) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
CB useless kia u!!! Choi choi choi!!!

44) Can you tango?
No, I prefer a-go-go.

45) Last sport you played?
Golf, 30+ hours ago.

46) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Best of the best DVD, and...soon my new car.

47) Where do you live?
In one of Pakatan Rakyat state.

48) Where were you born?
Bukit Mertajam.

49) Last wedding attended?
Definitely not mine.

50) Favorite position?
What position??? Sleeping position???

51) Most hated food(s)?
All those food sold along the North-South Highway, every stall also sells the same thing.

52) Can you sing?
Little bit lah…

53) Last person you instant messaged?
One of my Hiao recearch department, mr p.

54) Last place you went on holiday?
With the GF a.k.a wife or G punya friends?

55) Favourite regular drink?
DUTCH LADY.