Wah so many ah, u really are useless boy....
I try to answer all those tonight, when i am free...
Btw, got trick question ah?????
1) Are your parents married or divorced?
2) Are you a vegetarian?
3) Do you believe in Heaven?
4) Have you ever come close to dying?
5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
6) Favourite time of day?
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
8) Do you wear makeup?
9) Do you colour your hair?
10) What do you wear to bed?
11) Have you ever done anything illegal?
12) Can you roll your tongue?
13) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
14) Do you believe in Abortions?
15) What is your Hair color?
16) Future child’s name?
17) Do you snore?
18) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
19) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
20) Gold or silver?
21) Hamburger or hot dog?
22) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
23) City, beach or country?
24) What was the last thing you touched?
25) When’s the last time you cried?
26) Ever been involved with the police?
27) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
28) Do you talk in your sleep?
29) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
30) Window seat or aisle?
31) Ever met anyone famous?
32) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
33) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
34) Barack Obama or John McCain?
35) Basketball or Football?
36) How long do your showers last?
37) Cake or ice cream?
38) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
39) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
40) Have you been in love?
41) Where do you wish you were?
42) Are you wearing socks?
43) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
44) Can you tango?
45) Last sport you played?
46) Things you spend a lot of money on?
47) Where do you live?
48) Where were you born?
49) Last wedding attended?
50) Favorite position?
51) Most hated food(s)?
52) Can you sing?
53) Last person you instant messaged?
54) Last place you went on holiday?
55) Favourite regular drink?
Wa lau...55 tag...die o.
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hehe...izzit u are interviewer....hey hiao uncle what kind of job u interview? R u looking for hiao auntie...hehee
ReplyDeletewhat lah, those question is from useless boy, i dont know him also...
ReplyDeletebut i can say, he is also hiao like us all..wakakaa..
ReplyDeleteas far as i know, u r one of the hiao auntie. :)
ReplyDeleteapala...i mean i ask useless boy wheather he is interviewer or not la coz ask u so many question then izzit he is helping u to look for hiao auntie la....
ReplyDeletei dun wan to be hiao auntie...good gal gal ok d..;p
see, so hiao, 2 comments.
ReplyDeleteexplane some more...hahaa.
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ReplyDeleteok, since this hiao uncle, is like my bro, i'll help him answer some of d questions.
ReplyDelete1) Are your parents married or divorced?
(too personal, i choose not to answer)
2) Are you a vegetarian?
no i m not, are u?
3) Do you believe in Heaven?
do u believe in hell?
4) Have you ever come close to dying?
yea.
5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
no money=no jewelery.
6) Favourite time of day?
when i m getting laid of coz.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
i told u, i m not a vegetarian.
8) Do you wear makeup?
i'm not a guy/fag/tranny. Duh! so is my bester kamerad hiao uncle. Duh!
9) Do you colour your hair?
no, we are not TK's(tu kau's aka chao ah beng)
10) What do you wear to bed?
i sleep naked. hahahaha
11) Have you ever done anything illegal?
what is illegal to u, might not be illegal to me.
12) Can you roll your tongue?
of coz, must learn how to.
13) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
no
14) Do you believe in Abortions?
no
15) What is your Hair color?
natural, go figure it out urself.
16) Future child’s name?
havent think of it yet.
17) Do you snore?
none of ur business.
18) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
then, i would go anywhere i want to.
19) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
go get my moolah.
20) Gold or silver?
silver or gold?
21) Hamburger or hot dog?
hot dog or hamburger?
22) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
geez, thats very tricky, what would yours be?
23) City, beach or country?
all d above.
24) What was the last thing you touched?
my keyboard.
25) When’s the last time you cried?
dont remember.
26) Ever been involved with the police?
in what manner? could u please elaborate more?
27) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
whats that gotta do with u? u gay or smth?
28) Do you talk in your sleep?
no. do u?
29) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
wth is "ménage à trois"?
30) Window seat or aisle?
whats d diff?
31) Ever met anyone famous?
yea, alot.
32) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
yea.
33) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
geez, u gay or smth?
34) Barack Obama or John McCain?
well...see question number 14 for d answer.
35) Basketball or Football?
golf.
36) How long do your showers last?
none of ur fucking business, gay.
37) Cake or ice cream?
ice cream or cake?
38) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
why? u got a problem with drinking?
39) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
no.
40) Have you been in love?
ok, thats a tricky one, yes in love with females, (NOT MALES)
41) Where do you wish you were?
right infront of u, so that i can whack d hell out of u.
42) Are you wearing socks?
why? socks turn u on?
43) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
so now what? its ur ambition to be an ambulance driver?
44) Can you tango?
omg!!! u want to dance the tango with me now??? 101% certified gay
45) Last sport you played?
golf.
46) Things you spend a lot of money on?
nothing.
47) Where do you live?
on earth.
48) Where were you born?
in d hospital.
49) Last wedding attended?
dont remember
50) Favorite position?
what position?
51) Most hated food(s)?
wth is this, how many times i've told u?? I'M NOT A FUCKING VEGETARIAN.
52) Can you sing?
omg!! now u want to ask me out on a date to some karaoke session? hell no! i ain't gay.
53) Last person you instant messaged?
definitely not u.
54) Last place you went on holiday?
why u want to know? u a stalker now?
55) Favourite regular drink?
whats regular drink? is there a "REGULAR" drink in this world?
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p.s i m not againts gay or lesbians in this world. in spite of all d allegations i made on this "person who ask the question(s) above.