How to teach SEX Education???

Ok....If you are a FATHER or MOTHER one day, how you teach ur children SEX education???
Below is what happen yesterday:-

Hiao Aunty: Did u teach ur 'Anak murid' about sex education thing or not???

Hiao Uncle: Aiyah...Got lor!!! No need worry so much lah!!! when my student small small time, i already teach them sex education ad. *Ask all my Hiao student and see...*.

Hiao Student: :)...(so proud all they know).

Hiao Aunty: Wah....u so cool one leh..!!! i malu teach my student la!!! I remember last time when i was small, i ask my father why brother got ''BIRD BIRD'' and i dont have!!! u know what my father answer me ah??? u guess???

Hiao Uncle: If u ask me to guess, sure funny one...., OK...ur father sure tell you you also got one...hehee, but ur daddy ask got to keep it inside, scare people steal away mah...hahaa. correct ah???

Hiao Aunty: Hahaa....no lah, my father told me the truth, he tell me not to worry, i also got something my brother also dont have....

Hiao Uncle: Hmmm...like that also can ah??? Eerrr...what i think is just boys got their ovaries hanging outside..hahaa, not exactly accurate but still a bit sex education right...hehee!!!

One of Hiao Uncle student start tunjuk pandai....
HU Student: For me i will teach my small girl(if i have one lah)...i wanna teach her how to refuse and say 'NO' to people when she big time, also teach her the words 'DON'T!!!' and 'STOP!!!', i will encouraged her to use these words as often as she could so next time when big time those words can easy sasy come out from her mouth when boyfriend want to do something naughty to her...clever or not???

Hiao Uncle: Cleverr...my shit!!! bikin malu geng!!! you got think or not....what is she next time so fluent with the two words that she also can join them up together and say 'DON'T STOP!!!!....OMG....PLEASE DON'T STOP!!! like that also can jadi wor??? How that time???

HU Student: correct hor..!!! never realize that also. But no worry lah, now they already know quite big, sure got teach them things like Safe Sex ma....

Hiao Uncle: Safe SEX....you mean as advised by our Minister of health...to check everywhere see got hidden CCTVs or not first before doing anything silly ah???

HU Student: No lah..I'm talking about putting on the rubber...that 'You can't go wrong if u cover ur didi'...condom/helmet lah!!! (* Note: GOD says: peter cant wear rubber in his didi, or next Tsunami will hit the world again, peter GF if u read hiaouncle blog PLEASE dont encourage him to wear condom or any rubber...thanks for safe the world!!!)

Hiao Aunty: Hahaa...your student so open minded one....encourage them to do it. Hiao Aunty salute u Hiao Uncle!!!

Hiao Uncle: Not exactly as you see, i only pretend to encourage nia...i bluff teach them...'Before using condom, it is very important to unroll completely and check for any lubang/holes, but asians like us usually don't roll that far down.....

Hiao Aunty: Hahaa!!! by the time he can put on after checking...his cock sleep liao....hahaa!!! Btw Hiao Uncle, do you worry about SEX EDUCATION in school or any other program??? can we really trust these people to teach sex to our children, bro or sister???

Hiao Uncle: If those instructor only allowed to talk only no practical ok lah, if not they take advantage of the situation to touch hre, touch there, touch everywhere!!! But i think dun't worry lah, the only practical from hiao uncle uni is they may have is to play play with dolls imported from Hong Kong(Not china)!!!! They can go 'like this, like that, like this, like that...Oops!!! eeeekkkk!!! Why got baby come out one?....Wakakakaaaaa!!!!


Hong Kong Family Planning BEFORE!!!


Dolls AFTER pracrical.......hahaa!!!!!

***Ah Tong, you can BUY this dolls too...and u can play everywhere u want...wakakaaa..***